GOD LOVES TO LAUGH

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Permalink Reply by dave paul allen on October 20, 2009 at 5:40pm

Have you seen my space modulator?

Sorry sweetie.
do it flobulate during the UK autumn time...?
Not by here yet; maybe it comes with Santa, k?

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Permalink Reply by dave paul allen on October 20, 2009 at 5:44pm

Scape Goats are serious dood....see the goat_jumping_on_sheep..?
Only the sheep is larfin.....
You should know this; as a UR bloke.... :-(

"Has any of you seen my scape goat??? I need to blame someone for my spiritual mess."

That is plain Legalism and u know it. Back off the goat .... :-(
.... have some pity.....! :-)

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Permalink Reply by Eileen St. George on October 21, 2009 at 4:13am

CLASSICS:
'Angels Explained By Children'

I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. - Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. - Olive, 9

It's not easy to become an angel. First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. - Matthew, 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. - Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. - Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows. - Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead. - Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. - Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter. - Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter. - Jared, 8

All angels are girls because they got to wear dresses and boys didn't go for it. - Antonio, 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it. - Vicki, 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them. - Sarah, 10

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Permalink Reply by dave paul allen on October 21, 2009 at 4:26am

We had a little boy of 5 say," I know God is REALLY nice and all.....
but He DID only work seven days...."

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Permalink Reply by Bogdan Wrzesinski on October 27, 2009 at 11:33am

Tim,

You said: "OUR FATHER IS SOOOOO WONDERFUL. HE IS THE ONLY REALITY, EVERYTHING ELSE IS AN ILLUSION."

My wife CeCe is a writer, ... she Laughed, ... asked if we could use this phrase, with your permission?

Thanks, ... Thanks also for Friendship, ... in "Great Commission" Theme development at
"wisefire.ning.com/group/prodigalson"

Bogdan

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Permalink Reply by Eileen St. George on January 15, 2010 at 12:21pm

GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Eileen St. George on March 4, 2010 at 10:54am

HOW DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT...

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